JOKES TEXT MESSAGES

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pacman:yaya,cn u do sUmthng about nanay dionisa's room.she complains dat its da ugliest room in d house.

maid:yes, sir.

i'll remove all mirrors ASAP!

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BF: Babe, sinapak ko yung nakasalubong ko kanina! Badtrip, sabihin ba naman mukha akong magsasaka kapag katabi kita!

GF: Sinabi niya yun? hihi... (blush) Huwag ka magalit babes, marangal naman ang magsasaka. Bakit ba niya yun sinabi?

BF: Kasi mukha ka daw kalabaw!

GF: Nasaan na yung potek na yan?! Nasaan? Potek

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Lst nyt

my pilow

sAw mE sAd

hE askd

'Y r u cryng?

y r dos tirs foLng on me?

Do u

kNow wt i did?

tumakbo ako

kw b aman kausapin ng unan english pa jeje

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Anng twag s

pusong

sumusugod?

-HEART ATTACK!

sa pusong

mgnnakaw?

-HEART R0B!

s pusong

mpgLaro?

-PUS0Y!

Eh s pusong

2Timer?

-PUS0Y D0S!..hehe! Ü..tKE cRE ..

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My

mga

bgy,

kht d

aminin

my nka2aLm

kht d

sbhn

my nkkrinig

kht pLit

iLhim

my nka2dma

prng

ngaun

kht

d

q

sbhn

alm ng

lhat n gAbi na,!

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Mga dpt sbhin sa friend mong my di kgandahan/ kgwapuhang jowa:


>mhiLig ka pLa s abstract?


>uy! di pa pLa extinct ang ganyan?


>pre, di pba ngb2yad ng ransom mga mguLang mu?


>uy ang cute! Anung breed?


>mgkano inabot?


>kaw nmn, nung cnbhan ktang be kind 2 animaLs, di nmn gnyn!


>sarap iphotoshop ng syota mo.


>ano sya, mbait o myaman?


>nanga2gat? Pwde hawakan?


>magiging swan ba yan sa ending?!


>hoy! Magsory ka sa mga mata ko!


tsk,, bad.. ahahaha..ü

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i sit hir in dis cold dark nyt, wishing dat sum1 wud b hir bside me, 2 take me out of my loneliness & misery..


-em0 na Security Guard
(night shift)

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Ang ta0ng B0LERa
msrap ktxt


ang ta0ng TAHIMIK
mkulet s txt


ang ta0ng 2 TYMER 
swt s txt


ang ta0ng stck 2 1
mtpid s txt


ang ta0ng CUTE,
e2,ptxt-txt!!

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-kh¡t
LumAkLak
ka ng
sAndamUkaL
na
ENERVON..


kUng wLa nMan 
ako,


fOr sUrE...


h¡nd¡ mO makUkUha aNg HAPPINESS mO!


Hehe.

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i walk, 
& i see lovers.


i turn my head,& i see lovers.


i sit on the bench,
& beside me are lovers.


an old woman comes 
& asks me,


"you seem to be contented sitting alone.


i answered,
"i know, at the right time, GOD will send that person to sit beside me forever..."


she answered,


"whatever, loser!"

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napakarami na
talagang mga
banat ngayon.





wala na tuloy akong
maisip..




kundi ikaw..Ü




0ha Öha! Un un eh.

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Benta m0 na bahay ny0..




pwede ka nmang 2mira ng libre sa pus0 c0h....haha

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Halaman ka ba?




Ang sarap mong diligan...haha ü

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